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As many of you will be well aware, Kernow is in dire need of a Space Port. There has been no space programme at all in Cornwall, since the 1960s Cornish moon landings. It's vital we secure the funding needed to progress further, especially if Cornwall is going to become independent from the rest of the UK.
Update - Latest News - The National Trust has proposed that its Lizard Point is used as a possible location for launching into outer space:
Proposed Launch Pad - Lizard Point
Dogs Not Allowed Apr - Sept
Other Space Port Sites Considered
 Asparagus Island, Kynance CoveArtist's Impression: Asparagus Island, A Disused Extinct Volcano Is Completely Hollow Inside & Would Make An Ideal Base For Interstellar Travel |  St Michael's Mount, CornwallSt Michael's Mount, is another obvious choice, being a hotspot for UFO meetups and networking. The causeway would also make an ideal runway. |  Truro, CornwallCornwall Council have recommended various sites around Truro as being suitable for a limited space tourism venture. In partnerships with various local shops it hopes its bid to be one of the best in Kernow. A council spokesman Dan said "We want everything to be built in Truro & we believe we have the infrastructure to support such a venture. This would bring in a lot more wealth & unlimited well paid jobs into the region, plus we get loads of free cash from Europe." Later that day Dan resigned. |
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 Helford Passage and Falmouth EstuaryForget Boris Island, Helford Passage and Falmouth Estuary have been highlighted as being perfect for missions to the moon. Cornwall Space Agency have suggested that man-made islands could be made out of digging up the surrounding hills. "It makes perfect sense" said Reginald Branson Pickle chief engineer of the CSA. |  Cape Cornwall or Lands EndForget About Cape Canaveral! Cape Cornwall or Lands End Would Be Well Suited For Galactic Excursions. Discounts Would Be Available for OAPs Via Saga and For Students Holding A Valid UCAS Card. There will also be out of season discounts available for locals holding a valid Cornish Tourist Pasty. |  Porthemmet Beach, CornwallPorthemmet Beach Is Obviously a Controversial Choice, due to it being an Area of Outstanding Beauty. Locals Have Also Expressed Concern That Its Resident Puffin Population Could Be Sucked into the Spaceships Turbines. Care Would Also Have to be Taken not to ANNOY the Naturists who Often Visit This Unspoilt Paradise. |
 Fistral Beach, NewquayFistral Beach Would Make An Ideal Dog Friendly Base For The Surfing Space Tourist. Surf, Explore Space, Take The Dog For A Walk And Then Go Out In The Town With The Lads For A Right Good Stag Do! |
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